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| The Ambiguously Disgruntled Publishing Company, in Association with the Malcontent Society for Gonzo Para-Journalism, Presents their Third Annual Conference "three-oh minus two" a Symposium of Letters and Sciences hosted by the esteemed Jacob J Reeder to honor and observe the commencement of the twenty-eighth year of existence |
| events to take place at The Cabin, on Sunlight Beach, on the shores of Useless Bay, on Whidbey Island, Washington on the weekend of the 11-13th of April, 2003 |
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| To include a variety of talks by an elite guest list of Distinguished Speakers on such diverse topics as: Distilled Beverages of the British Isles The Magic of Beer The Decay of the Human Spirit and Soul Contemporary Car Repair and Maintenance The State of Political and Religious Affairs in America Gambling on Professional Football Strategies for Winning Soccer The Intricacies of Succesful Beach Golf Pornography: The Opiate of the 00's (with special guest lecturer Dr. Buster Hymen) |
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| detailed directions to the cabin: from Clinton ferry dock, follow main road (SR 525) to Bayview Road (at Casey's Supermarket). Head South on Bayview for about a mile, then take a right (go west) on Sunlight Beach Road (there is a big sign). Head down the hill and just after the lagoon starts, on the north (right) side of the road is a dillapidated black structure, which is the cabin. Immediately before it is a two-story yellow cabin. No, I don't know the address. |
| festivities to commence when we get our asses up there after "work" on Friday |
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