NAME: Tad Keppler PROFILE:  That's him on the left, doing what he does best.  Tad answers stupid people's questions over the phone at a large software company in Redmond.  We met playing soccer, and literally became friends after getting in a fight at practice one day.  We spent hours driving around aimlessly and committing random acts of petty vandalism against people's houses and going to Denny's during our adolesence.  Like most of us, he hasn't quite figured out exactly what it is he wants to do with his life... although woking certainly isn't it.