Ambiguously Disgruntled Manifesto

wasting your time since 1975

1/03/2003

Here are my "Pick 'Em" picks for this weekend's NFL playoof games:

Green Bay over Atlanta (yeah, right, you want me to pick against Green Bay at Home in the Playoffs!?? I don't care if GOD is at QB for Atlanta!!!!)
Pittsburgh over Cleveland (its always cool when "traditional" rival meet in playoff matchups... it can also spell u-p-s-e-t... but not this time!)
N.J. Jest over Indy Dolts (ugh... I really have no idea who'll win this...Colts = better team, on paper, Jets are "hot" team with home field...)
N.J. 'ants over San Fran 7x7's (ugh... I Really have No idea who'll win this... flip a coin and go with the Home Team... fuck it, I changed my mind to the Giants)

bonus pick o' the week:
Regarding tonite's BCS "Championship" game:
Miami 26 Ohio State 12 (college football championship games always have weird scores)

1/02/2003

As you may recall, after the 2nd and 3rd Sunday of the NFL season, I dropped my NFL forecasts on a stunned public. (you can read those here and here). Now it is time to pay the piper, get my comeuppance, or whatever.

Looking over the week 2 remarks, I find I absolutely nailed some things on the head, and missed miserably on others. I didn�t make hard predictions in this piece, so judging will be more ambiguous, and since I�m judging myself, I�m going to be soft. Hey, it�s my damn website, if you don�t like it, get your own (and you may as well, I mean, in the words of Strongbad, �the internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens, and you should take advantage of that�)

For starters, I was Really high on the Patriots, Broncos, Saints, and Dolphins, figuring they were the four best teams in the NFL after two weeks. They all finished 9-7, and Missed the playoffs. The Dolphins had the leading rusher and sack man in the NFL. The Broncos had the best �yardage gained to yardage allowed� ratio in the NFL. The Patriots were defending champs, and the Saints looked like title contenders until an inexplicable late-season collapse. What a fucked-up year�

I mentioned the Raiders, although I wasn�t convinced about them. They turned out to be the only good team of the lot. I don�t know what I was thinking with the Bears (well, they Were 2-0!!)

Moving along, I called the Panthers and Chargers, at the time, �bad.� They both missed the playoffs, and the Panthers lost about 8 games in a row at one point, but the Chargers 8-8 season was hardly �bad.� I absolutely nailed the Falcons, calling them the �best 0-2 team in NFL history,� and predicted better things for the Steelers. Nobody couldv�e expected the Rams stunning fall fro grace.

I predicted the Ravens, Lions, Bengals, and Texans to average 4 wins each. The Ravens made a playoff push, finishing 7-9. The Bengals, Texans, and Lions won a combined 9 games. I was Close. I was absolutely wrong about the AFC South -- and the Titans -- as they had a 10-6 team (Colts) and a 11-5 team (Titans). As far as the NFC East, I was absolutely wrong about the Eagles, but kinda right about the Giants.

Finally, I described the Browns, Jets, Bills, Chiefs, Niners, Cardinals, and Seahawks �mediocre.� Only the Cardinals truly sucked, and everyone else on this list had 7, 8, or 9 wins (although the Browns and Jets made the playoffs) except the Niners, who were 10-6, but won a shitty division and were hardly inspiring much of the year. I also described the Packers and Bucaneers as �mediocre,� and they ended up as the #2 and #3 seeds in the NFC.

Moving on to the Weeks 3 forcast, in which I actually made some hard predictions about who would win which division and such.

I went to great lengths to make a point that the Panthers and Chargers, both 3-0 at the time, Would NOT make the playoffs. I�m patting myself on the back vigorously right now, although it must be said the Chargers absolutely collapsed sitting at 6-2 at the turn and looking very legit, they stumbled to 8-8.

I should have seen the Bears as a �hot team that will falter,� instead of stammering about the Raiders and Browns. My failure to recognize the Bears as a disaster waiting to happen will forever be the thorn in the side of this year�s NFL forecasts. But more on that later. In the �teams with seemingly no chance,� paragraph, none of the teams I mentioned really did much (the Falcons were a team that most people figured would come around, and the Chiefs did make things a little interesting after getting off to a slow start) but my theory was proved by the fact that two AFC playoff teams started 1-4, the Titans and Jets, and the Titans rebounded from an early-season 4-game losing streak to grab the #2 seed, and first-round bye. For that matter, the Raiders also suffered a 4-game losing streak, but theirs took them from 4-0 to 0-4, but for a time it looked like a collapse was inevitable.

Revisiting the �bottom four� of the Ravens, Bengals, Texans, and Lions. Those four teams actually Did combine for 16 wins� but the Ravens had 7 of them, and were semi-playoff contenders, and I can�t really give myself credit for that

Let�s ponder this for a bit. The Patriots, Dolphins, And Broncos are OUT of the playoffs, but the Browns and Jets are IN??!!! After three weeks, the Pats and Broncos looked like world-beaters, and so I Obviously had them winning their respective divisions along with the #1 and #2 seeds, with the Dolphins, maybe the third-best team at the time, relegated to a Wild card. None of these teams made it. Holy shit.

The Raiders, who I picked as a Wild-card, won their division, and got the #1 seed. The Browns, who I had tabbed to win the AFC North after the Steelers lousy start, grabbed a Wild-card. The Colts didn�t win the division, but did grab a Wild-card as well. To my credit, I had the Titans and Jets listed � along with the Chiefs � as my �close but no cigar� teams. That helps out a bit.

Moving to the NFC� what the fuck was I thinking with the Bears. AUUGH!!! I shoulda seen it, I shoulda seen it, I shoulda seen it. Dammit.

Other than that, I couldn�t have Been more right about the �Niners, frankly, and I was close enough about the Eagles. The Saints were my sure-fire #1 team, and suffered through an inexplicable collapse, sitting at 9-4 looking at the Vikings, Bengals, and Panthers. 12-4, you say? Nope, 9-7, and home for Janurary. What The Fuck!?

Green Bay was Way better than I realized, but at least I had them as a Wild-card. Atlanta may have backed in, but I was also as right as can be about them. As in my AFC bracket, two of my three �close but no cigar� teams made the playoffs; Tampa as a division winner and #2 seed (just like the Titans) and the Giants grabbing a Wild-card with a 10-6 record (just like the Colts!). The St. Louis Rams� well, its all been said about them.

So, how did I do? All things considered, not bad at all. If not for the Bears, I would say I did good, in fact.

If anyone still gives a shit, and still cares, its time for NFL Playoff "Pick 'Em."
4 games this weekend, 4 the next, then 2, then 1(one). Scoring will be as follows (I'm making this up on the spot:)
for this weekend and next: 6-5-4-3 (18x2 = 36)
conference champ. games: 6-3 (9+36 = 45
Stupor Blow: 6 (51 possible)

this weeks games:
Saturday:
Indianapolis @ N.J. Jets
Atlanta @ Green Bay
Sunday:
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh
N.J. Giants @ San Francisco

Well, the "Pick 'Em" season has come to a final, whimpering end. Let's look at the final NFL numbers:

Jake (That's me!)
this week: 14
season: 232/420 = .552 (at least I finished above .500!)

Tyler
this week: 12
season: 115/270 = .426

DanG
this week: 23
season:195/390 = .500

and that's 'bout it Looks like I Win... how Convienent!

using the unnecessarily secretive and needlessly complicated "first place points" scoring system:
1) DanG: 2.75 pts
2) Greg (that's right, Greg, who participated in all of three weeks!): 2.25 pts
3) Jake: 2 pts
t4) Tad and Tyler: 1.75 pts each

a picture is worth a thousand words, and since I probably won't get around to writing my official wrap-up of this years new years festivities at the House (I should've written it yesterday, before the Inspiration dwindled... the Creative Process is a cruel bitch that whispers "I love you" in your ear one day, then the next leaves you for that Hack pounding out cliched drivel across town...) uhh, where was I (yet another example of paranthetical statements completely taking over, like a second, evil head, and the next thing you know your abilites to string together sentences has vanished) oh yeah, well, without further ado:
The New Years 2003 Shindig at The House Photo Album (unless you already followed the link through POD)

Well, there were server problems for the last couple days, so I didn't get my New Years message written...

but who cares, because today is 01-02-03 WOO-HOO!

12/31/2002

Oh well, the end of another year is upon us... it is a time for Reflection, and then boozing youself to near oblivion to erase the painful memories from your head.

I could write a lot, say a lot, and generally ramble on about various highlights an lowlights of the year (and the fact that in 2.5 hours of ESPN "End of the Year Sportscenter" coverage they didn't ONCE mention the World Cup -- beyond a handful of Very brief clips during video mointages -- and gave Lance Armstrong little more than a passing mention... Assholes!) but it seem So contrived and... well, cliched, frankly... and I just don't feel like writing a lot, so I won't. It'sone of those "too much to say and don't know where to start so I'll just keep my damn-fool mouth shut" kind of things...

well, that was my super-lucky-special End Of The Year message... how inspiring...

12/30/2002

Today has been the day of General Malaise and Severe Lassitude. My sleep cycle (the Circadian rythym, as it were) is still all fucked up, and now I may be perpetuating it by breaking my steadfast "no coffee after 3:00 pm rule."

I tried to go for a run. Knowing I needed to do Something to give my physiology a boost, I decided to head over to Discovery Park and do my 4.5 mile down-to-the-lighthouse-loop, in walk-jog form, knowing that running the whole thing was out fo the question. I ended up walking 2/3's of it, including All uphill protions. I feel like a bit of a pussy, but I also know that when recovering from illness, it is best not to push things too hard, or one merely extends the recovery period.

12/29/2002

I haven't been sleeping all that well the last couple of nights, what with this cold and all. But I believe I am "over the hump" as I went for a jog (albeit Very slow) today, and am feeling clearly better. now I'm into the "not really sick but still a bit of a sniffle" stage that seems to last for the better part of a week.

Friday night, I took my "Nighttime" cold medicine about 10:30, with some "upper-respitory system cold medicine" (aka whiskey) and dutifully fell asleep about midnight. Unfortunately, I was Wide Awake by 5:00, the typical cold-induced insomnia, so I headed downstairs to watch some TV and take a couple more "Nighttime" cold pills. By 7 I was back asleep, but of course I didn't wake up until 11:30.

Last night, "we" headed out to Red Robin. It wasn't really my expedition, and I didn't even decide to tag along until the last minute, because I hadn't been feeling all that well most of the day. Ostensibly, this was supposed to be a chance for Laurie to hang out with her old high-school friends, but I got the definite impression that she doesn't really enjoy their company all that much. Greg was going along for obvious reasons, and it turned out that John Glover was planning on coming along, too, so I decided, "what the hell."

We started at Red Robin, on the Waterfront, where we met up with Laurie's friends Tara and Corene (we all went to high school together) and their respective sig. ot's. Red Robin kinda blows, and they charge Way too much for beer, and it was only meant to be a "jumping off" place before heading somewhere else. I immediately decided we should head up the hill to Kells, an Irish bar in Post Alley, because, as I put it repeatedly, "I know a guy there." The "guy" in question is in fact the co-owner (along with his borther) who I play soccer with.

The "Sig. Ot's" for some reason decided they needed to go somewhere else, and Tara and Corene agreed to meet up with them after hanging out with us at Kells for a while. They left after one drink.

So once we got there, we fought the crowds, grabbed a table, started downing the Black and Tans, and listened to Irish music. After a bit, I decided to go find Patrick, and he actually saw me before I saw him, which was kinda cool (as compared to me having to go up to him and jab him in the ribs or something to get his attention). I proceeded to spend most of the rest of the evening mostly ignoring "my people," instead hanging out with Patrick, his brother Jared, and talking with a friend of theirs, Lane'.

So, loaded up on "cold medicine" (aka Black and Tans), and having since returned to my table, we (now down to Laurie, Greg, and John) left about 1:00.

Once I got to bed, it was after 2:00, and I pretty much pased out right away. But once again, I was wide awake by 5:00. I got up, drank some water, and I honestly can't remember if I went downstairs to watch some TV or not. Anyway, at some point, I fell back asleep and once again slept until a little after 11:00. Tonight, i'm going to try to get myself back on a more "normal" schedule.

If you condsider that Thursday night I went up to Murphy's with Laurie, Greg, Jon (Cap'n Jon Szyperski, that is) and John (Glover), then we came back here and "post-func'ed," watching some Simpson's episodes on DVD, during which I stupidly drank some Scotch, I guess I have been going out a lot lately. As I recall, I didn't sleep all that well that night either (largely because of drinking the Scotch after all that beer at Murphy's!), and I can't really remember doing much of anything Friday. Oh well, I guess that's what they call "Good Clean Livin'"

Well, I never expanded on my Christmas day experiences, and I intended to, but I don't really feel like it now. Let's just say that Santa was good to me, and beyond the brewing equipment, I got some books and the Simpson's first season on DVD (I'm enjoying listening to the audio commentary tracks). Dinner was reall, really good, and I just finished off the last of the leftovers I took home. This has always been a favorite time of year for me, with the chance to play with my new Toy's, and now the New Year is fast approaching.