As I was driving home, passing through Fremont and waiting to take a left onto Stone Way, some old dipshit on a bike stepped into the crosswalk JUST AS the light turned green. He couldn't have timed it any better, but I didn't really see it because the vehicle he stepped in front of was a LARGE VAN. What a shitfuck. This is what you get when you defeat natural selection. I saw the van do the lurch gas-brake thing, and the rider emerge with a middle finger and a profane comment at the driver. I'm thinking the driver yelled something, I'm not sure. I decided I needed to register my opinion on this important topic, and quickly rolled down my window and yelled "cross on the light, asshole." He told me to "get bent" and rode on up the sidewalk.